Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Tantrums and Triumphs

What I am currently supposed to be doing is research for my new job, which starts in a month, as music coordinator in a special needs secondary school. I will be there for a day and a half a week, leaving the rest of the week wide open for massive excellence in other areas. I worked in this particular school on a project for a term earlier this year, and as serendipity would have it they were looking for someone to take over the music position, and offered it to me. I leapt at the chance. It is a lovely school and the kids and teachers I worked with were brilliant. Despite having worked there before, however, I am anxious to prove my worth quickly, so I am researching and planning like a mad dog (a very diligent and surprisingly literate mad dog who is easily distracted by their much-neglected weblog).

Well, that's what, as I said before, I am currently supposed to be doing.

What I want to be doing is going over and over the last few days until it all settles down in my brain and I can move on to the next thing. I know I should allow time for this, but it's a tricky thing to achieve. As a result, everything I am doing is half-hearted and woeful, every minute that ticks by without significant achievement is mourned. This, I know with every fibre of my drippy little being, is not useful or productive. I am sitting staring forlornly at my computer like I am a chocolate bunny and it is a radiator, knowing that if I continue to sit here I will just become more and more melty, hoping that someone will come along and pop me in the fridge of fun for a bit until I feel better.

That analogy got away from me a bit.

Last week was a shitstorm, wasn't it? All the rioting and the ensuing callous bigotry made everyone I know feel exhausted and appalled. I started to write a post about it all, about how hideously Tory loads of people on my Facebook feed seemed to suddenly get, but there has been so much written, so much said, that I'm not sure I can contribute in any meaningful way. Instead I will write about my weekend.

Ben had been commissioned by Phrased&Confused to write a twenty minute piece around the word "protest", to be performed first at Summer Sundae Festival in Leicester, then Devon in September then Manchester in November. He asked Dan and I to work on it with him, and it ended up as a piece called This Poem Is On Strike, about what Poetry would say if it could protest. We ended up adding Music into the mix as an advisor to Poetry (sort of) and the whole thing ended up being kind of absurd and comedic with a Serious Message. We were booked to do a performance of it on Friday, one on Saturday and then a Geddes Loom set on the Sunday.

Last week we rehearsed every evening, having hired out the theatre space in our building. We live about a mile from central Manchester, and so things felt tense. Rumours were zipping around and nobody knew what to think. I was staring off into the distance, scouring the cityscape for clues as to how the riots were happening up here. I felt obsessed by it, like I wanted to be checking what was going on every five seconds. It felt like London after the 7th July bombings (which I wrote about on this blog) in that everyone felt weird and shaken, but different, because this time there was nobody to turn to. In my naivety in 2005 I felt that we could stand together and help each other. Last week it felt like such a painful inevitability that the reaction was going to be the (further) abandonment of a whole group of people and the effect would be even greater societal division. I felt heartbroken. I'm sure you did, too. We rehearsed into the night and wound down, went to bed and woke up. Gathering props and costumes, cycling into the rain to find last minute festival necessities, I felt like I was just about holding it together. I felt like if I stopped for breath that breath would come out as tears.

(I suppose I couldn't not talk about it, really, could I?)

On Thursday I was sewing a cape to a t-shirt (of course), and I bit the thread. My front tooth chipped (or, more specifically, a bit came off my tooth that they had put on when it chipped last time).

I burst into tears. I mean burst. Burst like a water main bursts. I went from sewing serenely, imagining myself to be much like a Jane Austen heroine, to wailing and gnashing of broken teeth, with Ben looking at me, stricken and confused. I couldn't explain why I was crying so very, very much.

"You can hardly see it" he pointed out.

But that, unfortunately for him, was not why I was crying. I didn't really know, it was just all the stress and panic and loss of faith pouring out in great rivers. At one point I wondered how my ears had become covered in tears. I couldn't explain, but nor could I stop.

We rehearsed that night in the theatre. The following morning I got up, resolving to be cheerful through tiredness. Not something I am normally very good at, but I tried really, really hard and went like this: Shower! Hairdryer! Clothing! Look at the cheerfulness dripping from me! Right, I'll just find my handbag and then... hang on... Ben, have you seen my bag? The blue one?... Oh shit... I had it last night... don'tpanicdon'tpanicdon'tpanic...


Panic, which had been following me about all week like a heavily-shod stalker with no sense of personal space, chose that moment to leap out with a triumphant cackle and land on my head.

In my bag was my wallet, with my cash card and one of Ben's cash cards. Other stuff, too, but mainly that stuff. I rushed around the flat, picking things up and putting them back down, opening drawers uselessly and at random, then closing them and opening them again. I rushed down to the theatre space and rushed around it, picking up chairs and muttering to myself as panic chuckled and stuck its fingers into my eyes.

My bag wasn't there. I went back up to the flat and got Ben (Panic took the opportunity to give him a swift kick in the ear), who came down and looked again.

No bag. Tears. More tears. We had to leave, so we left and I felt like I was in disgrace. I couldn't stop crying all the way to the festival. Sitting on the train opposite Dan and Ben, Panic had metamorphosed into Despair and poured from me. We played Scrabble on Ben's phone but I kept getting things wrong, I felt too tired and sick and hopeless. Paranoid and paralysed.

It was not a good train ride.

At some point someone phoned Ben and told him they'd found my bag and would keep it safe, but by then it was too late. I had embraced Despair and it was not letting go. Trees waved their leaves at me and I loathed them quietly. Every sheep in every field felt like a little woolly stab in the heart.

We got there, and I trailed in, selfish in my sadness. I felt awful for being so quiet, I knew it was making the boys feel worried, but I couldn't bring myself to cheer up. We were showed to the backstage area and we got ready, and I tried to focus on my words and my cello bits, I got changed and applied more make up than was necessary to my swollen eyes. On stage we went, and we did it. It was kind of OK, not great. I fluffed some lines, but it was alright.

Afterwards, we had beer and food. Then, suddenly! I realized! Food makes things better. I sat slouched over a something-and-chips in the Special Artists' Marquee of Nourishment (or something) and as I ate, I was like Alice eating the cake, growing and growing. Oh, I thought. It's probably all OK. Colour returned to the world and my cheeks and stuff was funny again.

The rest of the festival was lovely. We performed the piece again on Saturday and it was much, much better, possibly due to the fact that we had, instead of being stressed and tearful on public transport, had coffee and bacon sandwiches and a free massage that morning. After the set we wandered and saw some music, had some beer and watched the millions of teenagers at the festival float around in straw hats and posh wellies, flirting self-consciously with each other and screaming at wasps. As a mature twenty-nine year old I, of course, did not scream at any wasps, merely wafted them away with a sigh of contempt.

On Sunday we were on the LastFM rising stage at three, and so we went over before to check it out. It was one of those big, circus tents. They had asked us whether we'd prefer to be on a smaller stage and we had replied that no, we wanted to be on a massive stage! Any smaller than Wembley, we said, and we will not play! Well, it was pretty big. There was a barrier a few metres in front of the stage to keep back any audience members who might want to fondle/kill us.

I had looked up the band before us online before the festival and seen Guardian write-ups and EP launches. Trying not to be intimidated, I gave myself some brazen-ness pep talks, but backstage it kind of faded a bit. Standing around in the worst denim shorts in history and some badly-applied lipstick (amongst other things) I spotted the lead singer from the band before us. A tiny, immaculately backcombed, sultry-looking blonde girl with smokey make-up and perfect glitter, surrounded by her band of twenty-year old, instrument-wielding male models. They were announced and on they rushed, managing to run and swagger at the same time. Hundreds of teenagers whooped and camera-clicked as the band launched into their first song with booming insouciance.

"Shall we find somewhere to go over our songs?" one of us suggested.

In the corner of the field we huddled together as far from the looming circus tent as we could get. Dan played and I leaned in to hear the notes over the Topshop-rock* hurtling from the stage.

*Bitchy, I know. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.

We got through the song, then did some stretches and tried to shake off the nerves. I applied more lipstick. Ben gazed at me with what I chose to interpret as loving confusion.

"I... I'm not sure you need to put any more on..."

"It's a nerves thing. Shut up."

Eventually they finished and bounded off stage, the male models drenched in sporty, youthful sweat and the lead singer looking exactly how she looked when she went on.

The crowd went wild then left.

On we went, and, as we sound checked, another crowd drifted in. Yusra was there, at the front, smiling. A group of teenagers nodded their heads at Ben's beatboxing and sat down. A man stood by the barrier clutching a can of Strongbow.

We began, and they stayed. More drifted in, not the marauding teens but an older crowd full of people who laughed and listened and smiled. I said something about how trying to be edgy whilst holding a cello was a bit like trying to be edgy in Waitrose, and people laughed. The sound was great, the atmosphere was lovely and I totally and utterly loved it.

I realized that as much as I would quite like to be tiny and blonde and not be wearing terrible shorts, I quite love what we do. Dan and Ben are better than any twenty-year olds with thin arms and asymmetrical hair. I like telling jokes on stage, and I like it when people are kind enough to sit through them.

I am going to publish this post now before I start getting even more sentimental and gushy, and before it becomes even more apparent that I am bitter about not being a blonde waif who can apply make-up properly. Bring on Shambala, our next festival, which will definitely be more wild, with dressing up and mud, and hopefully with fewer tears. I can't wait.


Blogger Peach said...

sometimes funny aint all that you got, doll

big up

or, waitrose style, I applaud you

11:08 pm

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an awesome read. Once your band has conquered the bourgeois supermarket aisles, you should really think about writing a novel. I think you'd be ace. :-)
Chris x

(ps I feel uncomfortable being this nice to you. You knob... That's better.)

8:24 am

Blogger Léonie said...

Peach - thank you. In waitrose style, I nod my head demurely in receipt of your lovely compliment.

Chris - you are always this nice to me, you just think you're not. Thanks, dickhead. x

11:38 am

Blogger Rob Levy said...

Came here via Facebook, stayed for the tears, laughter and rioting. Well writ LA&E. You sure knows your prose.

My girlfriend will be at Shambala by the way. If you email me the name of your act, I'll force her to go and see you!

yours faithfully,
Rob Levy

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