Wednesday, August 10, 2005

WARNING: Drama Queen Ahead

(stamps foot)

Let me go home. NOW.

Dear World,

I am being kept hostage by the Man. I want to go now, please, but NO. I CAN'T.

Please arrange rescue by means of a nice bed.

Love Léonie xx

I am sobbing gently.

Well, I am inside anyway and EVERYONE know's it what's inside that counts.

Please send wine and chocolate and pasta with really nice sauce. And some episodes of Scrubs with extra funny on the side. Oh, just be innovative and send me some nice things. If you put on the parcel 'Léonie, London' it should make it. Thank you.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I would like some cheese on the pasta, please.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6:17 pm

 
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6:41 pm

 
Blogger Doug said...

Sounds like my day. I hope you get to leave soon. I have about 3 more hours (it's now 2:22) and I have been here since 7:30 AM. Oh, and the chocalates and cheesy pasta are on the way....

7:23 pm

 
Blogger JoeinVegas said...

Here you go, a good pile of aged Parmesan. Oh, do you want some more? OK. Here we go, grate - grate - grate

7:51 pm

 
Blogger Leah said...

Those days SUCK. I'm sorry.

I don't have wine or pasta, but how about some beer?

Many different types, or, many kegs of homebrew, or, many bottles of homebrew?

8:52 pm

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How funny, just yesterday my mother brought my dog a tshirt that says "drama queen"... and the dog lived up to it, biting me excessively when I put it on her, lol. Anyway, pasta I do have, but no reasonable means of shipment. I'm sure it will stay fresh in a handy ziplock bag though, yes? ;)I'll throw in some brownies, because sometimes...you just need a brownie.

-radiantsky

9:43 pm

 
Blogger monkey typist said...

could i please have a brownnie please?

10:40 pm

 
Anonymous Euan said...

You are not going to BELIEVE this, but I've just had my dinner. It was spaghetti, but that wasn't the important-yet-unbelievable sequence of events.

I found a packet of grated cheese. I never put grated cheese on my pasta. I did today and it was yummy.

It is only now that I have read your blog and discover that our brains are inexplicably intertwined.

So I come to this conclusion - are we the same person? Because seriously, it would answer so many questions if we were.

11:22 pm

 
Blogger Léonie said...

Euan.
Oh my God.
We are two halves of the same person. I have the.. well.. I have.. (thinks).. er..
Anyway you have the technical ability. And the ability to be a boy.
We are linked by our pastatronics.
And, yes, please. Beer, grated parmesan, and brownies. They are all welcome here.

1:35 pm

 

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