More on the vests and pants issue.

Now. Just wait a minute there, campers.

There seems to be some disagreements in terms of what is acceptable, underwear-wise.

The comments section from the bras-and-knickers-based post has revealed that some people think that:

a) red underwear is slutty and whorish.
b) white underwear is unacceptable.
c) both are fine.
d) it's not the underwear, it's what's beneath the underwear that counts.

Well. I think:

a) sometimes it's a fun to be a bit slutty and whorish. In the right context. Not perhaps when standing on a street corner and twinned with a pair of patent thigh-high boots.
b) white underwear is fine, and can be sexy, but you have to wash it separately and that is just HASSLE and I am not a fan of hassle, you know I'm not.
c) um, yeah.
d) absolutely. That's why I go to the gym every morning and do yoga every night before bed.*

My FAVOURITE kind is black and lacy. But I would like fun and racy, as well. Leopard-print, maybe. Or sparkly. Or made from the hides of sparkly leopards.

I have two things to say in regards to two specific comments, though.

Number1hypocrite:

"Boyshorts (as they are called here in the States) are wickedly hotttt.

In my express personal opinion."

Yes, I agree. If there ever was a good use for a sparkly leopard, it would be this.

Doug:

"I picked black and/or white because they are the standard classic colors. I would have never said red. Red just screams "Leave the $50 on the nightstand before you go"."

Um, I don't pretend to know much about this sort of thing, right, but FIFTY DOLLARS? Isn't that like...not that much money?

(starts to do some maths)
(gets distracted by a pretty flower and/or own hand)

Twenty-five or thirty pounds?

That doesn't seem right. As I said, I'm not massively experienced in this area, so correct me if I'm wrong. I just would've thought it would cost more than that.

Then again, London prices are high. You can hardly get a pint of beer for that nowadays.

Well, let me know what your opinions are on this subject in more detail. What would one choose if one wanted to come across (ahem) (oh I am so sorry, that was filthy) as being, I suppose, racy and naughty but actually nice as a person and with dignity but not so much that it gets in the way of the fun stuff?

Adam, don't say bloomers, please.

*Some parts of this sentence may not be strictly aligned to what is true in real life.

(ALSO: I'm sorry I haven't done links on the names but my Blogger is funny and won't let me do anything, and frankly I can't really be bothered to work out why or how to fix it. Come on, I can't even be bothered to separate my whites, give me a break.)