I am so many things. But mainly:
I am..
THE MACARONI PROTEST MOVEMENT.
I, single-handedly, fight macaroni in all its forms. I argue AGAINST macaroni. I DEFY macaroni.
If I saw some macaroni (and I spit at the word, over my shoulder like someone in the Mafia) I would protest against it (snaps fingers) like THAT.
In case you think I have finally flipped and gone over to the dark side of the Crazy, I haven't (well, not as manifested in this particular example).
Paul (or should I say the heart-shaped armadillo) sent me this quiz.
http://spacefem.com/uselessquiz
So... what are you? I want to know.
(Unless you are macaroni, in which case I shut my eyes up tight, squash my fingers into my ears and sing protest songs loudly in your general direction)
15 Comments:
Take solace from this: I am an angry, sprork-flinging, plaid wildebeast.
Wildebeast!
I'll take your macaroni anyday.
5:03 pm
You fling those sprorks. Hopefully you'll hit some macaroni.
5:05 pm
Calm down, both of you, and feel the warmth of my armour-plated love.
5:46 pm
I am an invisible train station!
Gems xxx
10:36 am
I'm an invisible train station too. What are the odds?
11:49 am
Um, I am a peach pit tattoo on a big toe.
Is that good or bad?
3:18 pm
Pea! I'm a peach pit tattoo on a big toe as well. That is why we are chums. LOL
(Um... this is the Pea I know, right?)
3:20 pm
I am also the macaroni protest movement. Is it because I said I like mozzarella?? I don't even LIKE macaroni! Wow, my brain hurts after that quiz :(
3:35 pm
I too am a heart-shaped armadillo... FINALLY, I have achieved something in my life.
7:43 pm
i'm 'an illustrated guide to pencil shavings'!
which
a- is spookily, but only slightly, related to what i actually AM
and
b- i would dearly love to be!
7:49 pm
Yes Jenny, this the Pea you know!
11:36 pm
I am an invisible train station. I wish I was a peach pit tattoo though! Did I just choose the wrong cheese or what?
And I love macaroni, sorry. Perhaps you just have not had it prepared properly?
3:17 am
I like macaroni too, really. But the quiz told me to protest against it and monitor its movements for suspicious behaviour so I really felt I should go with it.
I think we have all learned something here. Maybe that be ye armadillo, flinger of sprorks, some pencil sharpenings, a visually challenged transportation point, or even someone who just doesn't like certain types of pasta, that is ok. Because, at the end of the day we are all people who like to waste time on the Internet. And THAT, people, THAT is thre important thing.
10:15 am
I'm late, but I'm a pink kangaroo eating yogurt. Hmm...
5:03 pm
Angry, sprork-flinging, plaid wildebeast is me. Obviously.
11:57 am
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