Just Hanging Out Online

My best friend Jenny is coming to pick me up in about half an hour. We are going to go to a quite pub and drink soft drinks because we are both poor and my liver has threatened to leave me if I continue this regime of systematic abuse.

I had a few hours to kill, so I did the following:

1. Watched some Charmed.

2. Had a bath.

3. Dicked about on the Internet.

4. Ate some cheese.

1. The Charmed was a good one. Phoebe has to tell her boyfriend that she's a witch. He freaks out. She then is infused with the soul of a French spy who was evil and so Phoebe herself turns evil. As Evil Phoebe she tries to kill the boyfriend, but luckily is turned back into Good Phoebe before she succeeds. Then I assume they had sex but they didn't show that bit.

2. I ran my bath much too hot. I couldn't really bothered to mess around dealing with complicated things like temperature so I just got in anyway. I then tried to ignore the fact that I was slowly and voluntarily boiling to death for a bit, but was inevitably forced to run the cold water because I had begun to look like a giant red person. Well, not giant, just kind of normal-sized, but a giant red person sounds scarier than just a normal person who is red because they ran the bath too hot.

As I was getting out of the bath my mobile rang, so I answered. It was Euan! To ask whether I could come out. (I could not) He asked what I was doing and I told him I had just stepped out of the bath. There was a pause, then he warily asked: "Does that mean you're naked?" "Yep", I said. "But you should put clothes on before answering your phone!" he said, primly. "It's rude!" Then he told me that he had a camera and could see and in fact everyone in the pub could see and they were laughing. "Do I look thin?" I quickly checked. Another pause. "No." Bastard.

3. A while and some clothing later, I decided to do a spot of dicking around on the Internet.

One of my favourite pastimes when I am not cooking myself in boiling water is looking on YouTube for music, gigs and music videos.

I watched two goodies today. Firstly Amy Winehouse completely outshining Paul Weller on Jools Holland this New Year's Eve:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqGCQDhAcTI

(My linky think is gone, so cut and paste. It's worth it. Turn it up.)

Also the video for Mika - Grace Kelly.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uzA0nG_PurQ

He is amazingly sexy. Probably gay, I reckon, but still. I definitely would.


4. The cheese was nice.

I hope you are having a tip top weekend.

UPDATE: My friend Mark just emailed me a joke, which I shall now share with you.

Q. What do you call a nun sitting on a clown's face?
A. Virgin on the ridiculous.

Inappropriate and brilliant! My favourite combination.