I am not Léonie

Hello there,

I am not Léonie. My name is Euan. Two weeks ago I met Léonie for a lovely drink, along with some other fantastically attractive people. We had laughs and drinks and fun - in fact, the whole kit and caboodle.

After a few refreshing glasses of ginger ale and lime cordial, the following exchange took place...

Léonie: Euan, so listen right, you're fantastically attractive right?
Euan: Well, yes, thank you for noticing, I believe I am. *blushes attractively*
Léonie: And I know I'll never be as fantastically attractive as you but do you think... *sigh* ...do you think that - one day - I could ever be perceived as being remotely attractive?

Awkward pause.

Euan: Sweet, simple girl! Reach into your heart and discover what you already know! Such ambitions of attractiveness lie far beyond your reach.
Léonie: Oh Euan, you speak the truth. I have known this for some time. Let's get squiffy and maybe I can forget about my wretched ugliness.
Euan: Yes, let's *both* try to forget about your wretched ugliness.
Léonie: Agreed.
Euan: Of course, you're beautiful on the inside.
Léonie: Fantastically beautiful?
Euan: No.*

*Exchange may not be entirely accurate

Cutting a long story short, later that evening Léonie ferociously demanded that I take lots and lots of pictures of her for this delightful blog. And as some kind of miracle worker, I managed to take some pictures where she doesn't look half bad.

Here are the pictures. Bask in Léonie's beauty.


"Sexy"


"Half-hearted"


"Think wistful."


"I shall not pose."


"Happier times"


"Huh?"


"Mymmmmmuuh"


"Pretty Léonie"


"Look at my bust. It's very nice."


"Sassy."

I hope you enjoyed this little collection.

Wistfully yours,

Euan