Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I am not Léonie

Hello there,

I am not Léonie. My name is Euan. Two weeks ago I met Léonie for a lovely drink, along with some other fantastically attractive people. We had laughs and drinks and fun - in fact, the whole kit and caboodle.

After a few refreshing glasses of ginger ale and lime cordial, the following exchange took place...

Léonie: Euan, so listen right, you're fantastically attractive right?
Euan: Well, yes, thank you for noticing, I believe I am. *blushes attractively*
Léonie: And I know I'll never be as fantastically attractive as you but do you think... *sigh* you think that - one day - I could ever be perceived as being remotely attractive?

Awkward pause.

Euan: Sweet, simple girl! Reach into your heart and discover what you already know! Such ambitions of attractiveness lie far beyond your reach.
Léonie: Oh Euan, you speak the truth. I have known this for some time. Let's get squiffy and maybe I can forget about my wretched ugliness.
Euan: Yes, let's *both* try to forget about your wretched ugliness.
Léonie: Agreed.
Euan: Of course, you're beautiful on the inside.
Léonie: Fantastically beautiful?
Euan: No.*

*Exchange may not be entirely accurate

Cutting a long story short, later that evening Léonie ferociously demanded that I take lots and lots of pictures of her for this delightful blog. And as some kind of miracle worker, I managed to take some pictures where she doesn't look half bad.

Here are the pictures. Bask in Léonie's beauty.



"Think wistful."

"I shall not pose."

"Happier times"



"Pretty Léonie"

"Look at my bust. It's very nice."


I hope you enjoyed this little collection.

Wistfully yours,



Blogger Léonie said...

That's not me! That's Euan in a (cheap) wig!
Ok it's me.
Also Euan, try not to be funnier than me, please.

7:51 pm

Blogger peashelle said...

I think you are darling and also? very funny!

9:06 pm

Blogger A Career Woman and A Housewife said...

You are absolutely beautiful! And Funny! Too bad I'm married...just kidding LOL

9:10 pm

Anonymous Euan said...

I don't have to try to not be funny, unfortunately.

Isn't Léonie lovely everyone?

12:28 am

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahh...cute. i think 'i shall not pose' is my favourite actually.
I like youre fringe, mine is currently a seperate entity, and so any well-behaved fringes are to be applauded.

10:37 am

Anonymous number1hypocrite said...


I don't want to say it, but I told you so.

I don't need to repeat myself, lest I get accused of having a crush on you again. =)

7:38 pm

Blogger Leah said...

Whatever. Stop being modest. You're hot. And I'm not even a lesbian.

9:14 pm

Anonymous Euan said...

Let's *all* have a crush on Léonie!

*crush crush*

12:31 am

Blogger Doug said...

I wouldn't be so down on yourself all the time. You look great in those pictures.

2:51 am

Anonymous Paul said...

Euan, you've created a monster.

And Lé, I told you the pictures weren't so bad...

9:35 am

Blogger Bug said...

Um, hon? You're fucking GORGEOUS! And you have great teeth!! Aren't Brits supposed to have shonky teeth? Cos yours are PERFECT!

Oh great, now I have to hate you for being so cute :(

12:14 pm

Anonymous number1hypocrite said...

Okay, so I've completed that pass-along blog type thing you passed to me.

Check it out!

P.S. You are Hott. With a capital "H". And two "T's".

2:51 pm

Anonymous Paul said...

No1, I'm going to mention that crush again... :-)

5:06 pm

Blogger Léonie said...

PAUL! Stop it! You will scare No1 away! The he'll stop telling me I'm HOTTT (I added a T for emphasis. I hadn't realised you could do that) and I'll cry. Then I will kick your ASSS.

5:15 pm

Anonymous number1hypocrite said...

Don't worry, Leonie.

Even if I don't mention the fact that you are fantasically beautiful in this comment section, let it rest in your heart that I think you are.

I won't get scared away from telling the truth. =)

7:11 pm


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